having sex
boy: did you cum yet
girl: not yet
boy: *does nothing* how about now?
girl: sure
boy: sweet
boy: did you cum yet
girl: not yet
boy: *does nothing* how about now?
girl: sure
boy: sweet
Mistressbibitch
hmmm
honestly, knowing enough about seagulls like i do?
the bastard probably deserved it
“Love makes you feel out of control. I think that’s how you know it’s right.”— -Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen
Did the cat just give–